Oh, you say that's just me?
Of course it is.
Clearly I didn't look at the label. Sewn right into the back of the neck, like all other shirt labels: "Cozy Maternity." Right there in the brand name!
I even tried it on! It was a little blousey, but that's the fashion these days. You know, form-fitting at the top and a little loose and free around the mid-section, like a lot of tops that are popular in the regular, NON-maternity sections of all the stores. They're really quite flattering, you should get one (of if you're a guy, get one for your girl). Wait, are you going to take fashion advice from ME? The girl who wears maternity clothes and is definitely, no way, no how, not possible, not even a little pregnant?
you are still my hero, but I will NOT be buying any maternity clothes. And for the record! I REALLY think that it would be REALLY bad idea if you purchased your girlfriend maternity clothes. I have a sneaky suspicion that it would not go over well.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the only thing worse than taking fashion advice from me is taking relationship advice from me. Gentleman do NOT get a maternity top for your girlfriend, fiance, wife, or any other woman in your life. Even if she is indeed actually pregnant. Just don't do it.
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